Thursday, April 16, 2020

No, No, No No, I don't ... anymore

The Schloss-Blog is going through a list of things it "knows" as the coronavirus cripples us. By the way, more than 4,500 people died of the virus on Friday in the United States. Did you mourn for them? Did you? Anyway...
  • No more movie theaters
  • No more Broadway shows
  • No more sporting events
  • No more gathering at local taverns and pubs
  • No more eating out
  • No more PPE equipment available
  • No more truthful statements from the White House (as if, when were there, ever)
  • No more hugs
  • No more kisses
  • No more high fives
  • No more baseball
  • No more basketball
  • No more hockey
  • No more football
  • No more school classes
  • No more going out "and getting lucky" tonight
  • No more "Friday Night Lights"
  • No more Saturday night out to dinner
  • No more Woodfield Mall
  • No more ninth-inning heroics
  • No more fourth-quarter comebacks
  • No more tennis or golf "majors"
  • No more Trump...
  • Damn...
  • Please...
Stay true. Stay home. Stay safe. Stay healthy, unlike the idiots in Lansing, Michigan

Good night, Mrs Calabash. Here's to you,Mrs. Robinson

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