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The Schloss-Blog is all over the place today. Don't believe me? Just watch.

But first, we have exclusive insight into the affidavit, albeit redacted, that was released by the FBI regarding the probable cause for the search at Mar-a-Lago:

Trump's gonna' be indicted.

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The Old Spice antiperspirant commercial with the Dolph Lundgren-like character dripping sweat from his armpits, causing the guy he's trying to save to lose his grip and plummet to his supposed death, is simply gross.

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The Pittsburgh Steelers, with Mitchell Trubisky at quarterback, will bench him for rookie No. 1 pick Kenny Pickett mostly because their offensive line sucks and their weapons are banged-up wash-ups.

It's Trubisky's job to lose, and he will, but not necessarily of his own doing.

When Pickett gets hurt - and he will - Trubisky will re-enter, play the hero, and keep the job, possibly take them to the playoffs, especially with that defense.

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My grandson thinks Trubisky sucks.

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The 2nd Swing ad, where the gal pulls out and hits what the one of the guys in her foursome exclaims as, "New Sticks!," is the singularly most-phallic symbol ad I've ever seen, as water spouts go off up and down the fairway with her every stroke, and the stick on the green stands up straight as her ball rolls in the cup. 

They might as well have had Bar Paly swinging clubs.

No, wait...

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Brian Kelly at Notre Dame had at least one player commit a rape he got away with and had a student assistant die filming from a tower that never should've been up in high winds.

He was rewarded with a $100 million contract at LSU.

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Democrats have proposed and finally enacted inflation reduction measure, healthcare protections, infrastructure improvements, desperately needed chip-manufacturing incentives and protections for health risk-exposed military veterans.

Republicans have tried to block each and every one of those.

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My friend Reji Laberje, under the pseudonym Jeri Shepherd, is writing a new science-fiction series, premiering with At Fault, her daring look at Earth's future after devastating climate change destruction has realigned all things politics, military, economic and otherwise.

It was a fascinating read. By a fascinating woman. Can't wait to get my hands on book two.

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The Supreme Court observing what its ruling overturning Roe has done?

Women who have miscarried in some cases can't get medical treatment and new trigger laws are going into effect that will totally ban abortion in 16 states.

But America is pushing back. In Kansas, where abortion protection remains codified and in New York, where a bell weather seat in Congress when a Democrat who campaigned on "Choice."

Stay tuned. More to come. Republicans want total bans on abortion. They be careful what they ask for, come November.

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Democratic campaign ads: Choice. Jobs. Clean Energy. Infrastructure.

Republican campaign ads: Make 10-year olds have babies.

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The Twix ad, with the twins not deciding which side tastes better while two bears can't decide which twin tastes better, is gross.

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Had a crudite lately?

Dr. Oz should be careful about asking for the ingredients for one.

He might get them.

Up his ass.

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Herschel Walker thinks we have too many trees.

Have to wonder, did Atlanta-based Georgia Pacific, a pulp and paper manufacturer, contribute to his senatorial campaign?

Who voted for this schmuck to become a senatorial candidate? The same people with voted for Marjorie Taylor Greene.

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Donald Trump is saying that those classified documents he took to Mar-a-Lago where "his." 

Now he could indicted for having them.

Looks like he'll get just what he asked for.

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Finally, spotted this headline:

"Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs"

Really. Can't make this up.

If you see one equally as auspicious, let me know.

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Good night Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.