Saturday, October 30, 2021

Why?

The Schloss-Blog today is wondering ... why...

Why are Democrats allowing Republicans to win?

Why are the Atlanta Braves in the World Series?

Why are we running out of water, especially in the great American Southwest?

Why is Joe Manchin a dick?

Why are Democrats going to win "vote counts" but lose elections in 2022 and 2024?

Why do my New York Giants still suck?

Why is my grandson the incredible book-reading/athletic/sports maven that he is?

Why am I worried about the future of the American democracy?

Why aren't you?

Why can't I break 90 in golf?

Why are Lake Powell and Lake Meade at historic lows?

Why did we get hit with a "boom-tornado" storm?

Why is Pomo's shrimp-and-pesto-laden, gluten free-crust pizza so sensational?

Why do golfers continue to aim at my windows?

Why is Bill de Blasio going to run for governor of New York?

Why is Joe Biden's popularity going in the wrong direction?

Why do Democrats go after each other instead of going after Republicans?

Why has no one been held ultimately responsible for the Jan. 6 insurrection?

Why has no player from the 2017 Astros ever been punished for cheating?

Why aren't the Giants (107 wins) or Dodgers (106) in the World Series?

Why are my deliveries from amazon taking 2, 3 and 4 days longer than usual?

Why will it take George Castle less than 5 minutes to post a comment about this blog, something to do with Studio 54, the NY Mets, payola and a 1953 Chevy?

Why are Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis intent on seeing COVID terrorize their states?

Why is Brock Huard the best college football TV analyst that no one ever sees or hears?

Why is Halloween a bigger party night than New Year's Eve?

Why is the Wednesday night of Thanksgiving weekend even bigger?

Why can't football players tackle anymore?

Why is Tom Brady, at 44, still the best quarterback?

Why do I sit down to watch a good football game - and then fall asleep?

Why does I-17 in Arizona have signs for "Mule Crossings?

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash? Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson?

My Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show is pre-empted this weekend for Yukon Jack's Halloween Special. Doris, Harry, Joan, Gary, you get your shout-outs next weekend.




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