A few things the Schloss-Blog
observed this weekend...
The whole thing with Brady
returning to New England was soooo overblown.
Flagstaff is a pretty cool
place. College town (Northern Arizona University). College kids all over, as
servers in restaurants, clerks at stores, etc. Backpackers all over, especially
near the intersection of I-40 and I-17, looking to hitch rides. Wildlife (elks,
mules, cows - yes, mules and cows, crossing roads everywhere). Good restaurants
too. Crazy campgrounds with no services whatsoever (good luck).
Arizona is the
"off-trail" state. People driving RV's, towing ATV's and Jeeps. You
see them all up and down going through the mountains on I-17.
Announcers Al Michaels and
Chris Collinsworth completely soft-pedaled the history of Tampa Bay wide
receiver Antonio Brown, calling allegations of sexual assault, speeding at over
100 mph and throwing a couch out a window that nearly hit a little kid
"off-the-field stuff." Guess it gets them in trouble with the NFL if
they tell the real story.
NFL defensive players cannot
tackle anymore, because contact drills were pretty much eliminated in the last CBA
(which happen more in non-contact drills), players don't practice tackling. When
you don't practice it, you don't do it well.
Am I dreaming, or did both New
York teams win in overtime on Sunday?
Would love to see the next
James Bond movie, "No Time to Die," Daniel Craig's last as Bond. But
I ain't going to sit in a theater with a bunch of COVIDiots to see it. It'll be
on HBOMAX eventually.
I want a truck with one of
those special, multi-function tailgates, which serve as an office workspace, a
stepladder and a step stool and a basis for a commercial about Walter the
Super-Cat.
On second thought, no I don't
want that truck.
Quick salute to the women of
the National Women's Soccer League who forced the league to give them the
weekend off, cancel all games, so they could grieve and reflect on the
pernicious behavior of fired coach Paul Reilly, an alleged sexual abuser. Good
for them, congratulations to them for their stance.
My wife, is like, incredibly
beautiful.
For all the hype about Brady
returning to New England, the game itself was - OK.
Did everyone catch Belichick on
camera, mouthing "He got the fuckin' ball" on the pass interference
penalty on Tampa Bay's game-winning drive? They never let you hear that on TV,
but they always make sure we see the coaches mouthing the words, don't they?
Brady outgained New England in
rushing yards, all by himself.
Sorry, but Belichick's a dick.
Schloss-Blog returns in full
mode next Sunday (posted two days ago, or did you forget already?).
I am a pretty lucky guy. In the
next few weeks I'll be visiting with old friends Ellen, Jill, Mallory, Beni,
Joan and Doris.
Special, very special.
Here's to you Gisele - at least
tonight no one had to listen to you say, "What does Tom have to do, throw
the f-ckin' ball and catch it?" as you did after the Super Bowl in 2012.
Good night, Gisele - uh, Mrs.
Brady.
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