Canada Doesn't Love Us Anymore ... That Includes Goerge Santos

The Schloss-Blog sees ... well ... everything.

The pope died, which makes "Conclave" the real best picture.

The NFL Draft is over. The Bears won.

No, the Eagles did (they win everything, don't they?). The Giants? The Browns? They got Shedeur, didn't they? Or did he get them?

More in a moment...

Goerge and Amal Clooney are not only still married, they never argue. So they say.

Neither do me and mine ... And now, the Schloss-Blog...

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... Hey, the pope really did die. Who's next?

The guy from the Congo? Malta? The gal from Hungary? (Just kidding.) OK, the guy from Hungary? Or maybe, just maybe, the guy from ... OMG ... the Vatican?

My money's on the guy from the Vatican, but only the white smoke knows for sure.

Then again, see the movie. See "Conclave."

I didn't give anything away there, did I?

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Who did win the NFL Draft?

Forget about giving out grades - we don't need no stinkin' grades.

Some say the Browns. They did get Mel Kiper's No. 1-rated prospect and No. 1-rated quarterback (Field Yates' too). 

I mean, they did get their quarterback, right? Dillon Gabriel, that is.

No, wait, they got Shedeur Sanders too, who, from what everything me and my draft consultant, Jocelyn, saw, was blackballed because his name is 'Sanders,' doesn't supposedly have an agent and is rumored to be unpopular because of the "inner circle" around him.

In other words, because of his dad and who wants his dad hanging around, waiting for the head coach to get fired so he can move in?

Yeah, yeah, his dad signed an extension at Colorado. So what?

Shedeur is going to be the starting quarterback there before the 2025 season is over. Deion is not going to be the head coach.

Unless Myles Garrett wants him.

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Meanwhile, back at the pope's funeral, did you see the best part?

No, not the eulogy (OK, there is no formal "eulogy" at a papal funeral even though there actually is one). 

No, the best part was French President Macron snubbing, if you will, Trump's handshake attempt, but taking the hand of the Ukraine's Zelensky. 

Hey Donald, know how they feel about you in Europe? The same way - no, worse - than we do here in Les Etats-Unis. Your approval ratings have sunk to as low as 42%, or pretty low for any president just 100 days into his presidency.

Congratulations.

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George and Amal Clooney, who, according to the best sources, are still married, to each other, also say they never argue.

Never.

Do you believe it?

Would CBS News lie to you? Would Gayle King lie to you?

Donald says they would. So, who do you believe: that lying mouthpiece that's on American television everyday?

Or Gayle King?

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Meta is estimating that it could lose as much as $7 billion this year in ad revenue becuase of Trump's tariffs on China.

Good thing they gave Trump $1 million toward his inauguration. Zuckerberg loves him.

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George Santos got 87 months - 87 months - for his little masquerade as a congressman, among other things.

All I know is, Rick Pitino could've used him against Kentucky.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you Rich Martin, you deserve better.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show, my first since returning from Radio Free France.