Further Differences Between Mean & Women

The Schloss-Blog presents a re-visitation of or the further differences between men and women.

Recently, the Schloss-Blog noticed even more differences between men and women than previously noted in a blog post a couple of years ago, when we noticed, for example, that men wear jeans and women wear jeans that fit.

Now though, for instance...

Men go to dinner and talk about sports.

And sex.

Women go to dinner and talk about gardening, shopping, favorite restaurants, favorite travel spots, prospective weekend getaways and fashion trends.

And why do men only talk about sports.

And sex.

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Footnote: men don't go dinner. They go to a bar with lots of TV screens to watch sports, drink and order wings and pigs in a blanket and call it dinner.

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A tuxedo is supposed to, even should make a man look good. Maybe even sexy.

A woman can look good and sexy - in anything!

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Men read magazines.

OK, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Women read Cosmo, Good Housekeeping, Elle, Vanity Fair, Vogue and health, health, health.

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Men like catchy dance tunes.

Women know how to dance to them.

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Driving around, men like to sing along with popular songs they hear on the radio.

Women know the lyrics.

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Men's favorite magazine bylines are Irina Shayk, Bar Refaeli and Nina Agdal.

Women's are Maureen Dowd, Michelle Goldberg and Rachel Maddow.

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Curious note: could the Swimsuit Issue models who pose only in swimwear painted on them so well it looks real get into and be served in a restaurant or bar like that?

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Men go to a game... and watch it on their phones.

Women go to a game, talk to each other, check their phones and then watch the game and explain it to their kids.

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Men watch MSNBC, CNN and Fox News, think they know everything, and then go vote.

Women gather everything they can about the candidates and the issues.

And then go vote.

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Men are pro-choice.

Women understand all the implications and complications being caused to health care by being denied pro-choice.

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Men go to a game and scream J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets!

Women go to a game and scream J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets! and get me a hot chocolate, please.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson. Definitely, to you.

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