Sunday, July 19, 2020

And Now For Something Completely Different

The Schloss-Blog has brought you all the outrage, all the inconsistency, all the stupidity, all the bluster, all the lack of logic and all the insensitivity of the Trump administration for many Sunday mornings now.

Not today.

Trump's stupidity speaks for itself. Hydroxychloroquine. Household bleach injections. Suppression of voting. Racism. "Many fine people on both sides." "Shithole countries." Mail-in ballots being sent to ... dogs? Really, to dogs?

And we've kept you abreast of the house of cards on which the return of sports is built in this country. Even as athletes, whole teams, are sidelined or eliminated by the virus from competing, or as they back out in fear of the virus. As the NBA bubble continues to threaten to burst.

But not today.

And what about returning to school? Do you want your kids and grandkids returning to school this fall? Are you confident they'll be kept healthy and COVID-free? Already we've had high school athletes testing positive nationwide. And they'll likely bring COVID home with them.

But not today.

And you've heard the stories - college kids gathering for parties, deliberately inviting someone they know to be COVID-positive and then starting a pool to see which one of them contracts the virus next.

At some colleges, you've heard the stories of football coaches (Clemson?) wanting their players to get sick, quarantine and then come back in two weeks healthy, healed and ready to go. Except no one knows if you can get the virus again (you can get the flu more than once). No one knows if the after-effects of COVID-19 are worse than the disease itself, the exasperating shortness of breath due to compromised lung capacity, the lack of endurance, the aching muscles, the always-tired feeling, the depression and more.

Some college conferences discussing the possibility of no football this fall.

But not today.

Sports, as we’ve seen, are already chipping away at itself as COVID-19 spreads. Non-conference football games canceled. Whole seasons canceled (Morehouse College). High school starting dates pushed back in hopes of the disease fading while it in fact multiplies.

The Ivy League has canceled all sports until January. January!

But not today.

You've seen the president stumble down a ramp awkwardly at West Point, and be unable to lift a glass of water to his lips.

You've seen the Supreme Court short-circuit his attempts to deny healthcare to the LGBTQ community. You've seen the Supreme Court rule that he is not above the law and the Attorney General of New York can seek his tax returns for purposes of indicting him for tax fraud.

But not today.

And racism. Now his niece claims she has heard him use racial and anti-Semitic slurs and the "N" word, time and again. What do you think? Does someone who thinks there "many fine people on both sides" use anti-Semitic slurs and the "N" word?

Does someone who is not racist use U.S. Park Service Police to route peaceful protesters from a public park so he can walk across the street and hold a Bible upside down?

But not today.

You've seen him do infrastructure week seven times. Still can't get it right, can't get it launched, can't get it fixed across America.

But he can take billions from the military by which he swears so mightily, and redirect it to build the wall which, as we all know, is helping keep the coronavirus out of America. 

Or ... not.

However, as I said at the beginning of this post, today is not going to be dedicated to any of that.

Or ... not.

Anyway, good night, Mrs. Calabash and koo koo ka choo, Mrs. Robinson.

More tonight on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show. You must wear a mask to listen as special technology has been installed which will block transmission if you're not wearing a mask.

Or ... not.

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