Monday, December 9, 2024

The Devils You Say...

 The Schloss-Blog is mad that...

...if the New Jersey hockey team kept "Devils" in its name and got rid of "Red," how come the Tampa Bay baseball team took "Devil" out of its name and kept "Rays?"

Huh?

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Baseball's prospective "Golden At-Bat Rule" would allow teams to send up the hitter of its choice in a critical situation.

Any situation. At any point in the game of the team's choosing. Just one time per game though.

But why stop at just "Golden At-Bat?"

Why not "Golden Pitch?" Yeah, give teams a chance to use the pitcher of its choice to any batter in any situation?

Why not?

Well, Commissioner Rob Manfred is now saying that perhaps the "Golden At-Bat Rule" is an idea that needs, well, some reconsideration.

Ya' think?

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Trying to decide what's more difficult: 

Which team should've been left out of the College Football Playoff: 

**Alabama ... or ...

**SMU.

Or what loser should've been left out of Trump's prospective Cabinet:

**Tulsi Gabbard ...  or ... 

**Pete Hegseth?

Although Matt Gaetz did us all a favor.

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Roman Mendez, 6.

Elisa Wolford, 5.

They were the critically injured victims in a shooting earlier this week at Feather River Adventist School, which is near Oroville, California.

They are 6 and 5, respectively.

They were shot by Glenn Litton, 56, who targeted them and their school before shooting himself. He had a criminal history and could not legally purchase a gun.

But he had a "ghost" gun, you know, one that's made principally from parts assembled from different guns.

Litton supposedly had a problem with Seventh Day Adventists.

America has a problem with "ghost" guns. 

Tell Congress. Yeah, right.

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Do you watch Sports Center on ESPN?

I do.

It has competent, intelligent and often wickedly, wonderfully sardastic anchors.

So how come the hot female ones try to be hotter by dressing for a news and information program as if they are going out clubbing immediately thereafter.

Or as if they just came in from clubbing all night?

OK, I'm not saying they should dress like "school m'arms." But do they have a disco in the basement of ESPN's headquarters in Bristol, Connecticut?

I mean, I've heard about the wild parties that are (were?) legendary there... as mentioned in "Those Guys Have All The Fun; Inside The World of ESPN," by James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales (2011).

But ladies, really? I think you're good looking but if I want to see you in clubbing attire, I'll take you out dancing.

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Hey, heard about Sydney Gifford and Alyssa Sheil?

Well, it finally happened. In the world of "Influencers," Gifford sued Sheil, one influencer suing another, claiming she totally copied her ... style.

Yeah, her style.

Specifically, the suit claims Sheil copied "her fonts and camera angles, decorated her apartment to match, got a similar haircut, and featured comparable Amazon products on her social media," according to a report in Fast Company.

These two, 24 and 21, respectively, had reportedly discussed a mutual project when Gifford alleges Sheil copied ... well, everything, and Gifford is asking for as much as $150,000 in damages.

Will be watching their respective TikTok video feeds closely.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you (again), Jordan Grinnell.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show. 


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