The Schloss-Blog has been watching the fallout from the GOP debate, the fallout from Donald Trump getting his properties shoved up his ass and the fallout from Taylor Swift marrying Travis Kelce.

Just kidding on that one - they didn't get married. Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

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According to Donald Trump, his brand is worth so much that his properties must be too.

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Fox News commentators blasted Taylor Swift over her supposed "let's f#%king go" cheer at the Kansas City Chiefs game last week.

Hey Fox, Smartmatic will be talking to you soon about the same thing for which you paid Dominion $787.5 million. In other words, there are bigger things for you to worry about than Taylor Swift's potty mouth (besides, I like a girl who talks dirty).

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Phoenix Suns fans and media are celebrating the departure via trade of center DeAndre Ayton, who is now a Portland Trailblazer.

Where, actually, at age 26 and so many years of being a double-double machine, he'll fit perfectly.

Meanwhile, local Phoenix media are pounding their chests over how the Suns are going to be bigger by getting smaller in what they got back in this trade.

Hey Suns, Denver or the Lakers versus Milwaukee for the NBA title.

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At the Republican presidential debate, seven people who will never be president debated why they should be.

None of them should ever be, as the colloquialism goes, dog-catcher. Yet, they all want to be Trump's vice-presidential candidate.

That's going to be Kari Lake, who has her lips pressed to Trump's cheeks.

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Donald Trump could lose his New York-based businesses, according to a ruling from a New York-based judge.

That's what happens when you estimate the value of your New York apartment at somewhere between $114-207 million in what the judge called a "fantasy world."

To many Americans, his presidency was that overvalued too.

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Uh, Paging Bob Menendez: time to step down.

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Uh, speaking of that court ruling last week in New York, no one was speaking of it at the debate on the same day as the ruling.

Not the candidates. Not the moderators (what a bunch of wusses). 

Oh, that's right, it was on Fox.

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Who's Barbara Mullen?

Oh trust me, you know.

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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce?

Oh surely, he can do better.

Just kidding, just kidding!

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The writers are back and Bill Maher missed them, as he fawned all over Ron DeSantis when his "Real Time with Bill Maher" returned last Friday.

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J.P. Morgan Chase paid $75 million to settle a lawsuit that it in good part helped enable Jeffrey Epstein and his sex trafficking..

Time to get my money out of Chase Bank.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.