Friday, February 12, 2021

Impeach This!

The Schloss-Blog, like you, has been watching the impeachment proceedings, and some other things in its wake.

We have a good number of Communist-leaning senators, like Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Josh (The Riot) Hawley and Lindsey Graham.

(Seven Republicans voted to convict.)

The State of Georgia is petitioning to have its name changed to "Sedition." Except Arizona wants it too.

Those Communist-leaning senators, along with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, have their lips firmly pressed against Trump's ass.

(Seven!)

Radical militia like the Oath Keepers has admitted out loud that they were only awaiting Trump's cue to go attack the Capitol. Trump's cue was all it took.

All those Republican senators who will vote to acquit would likely have been killed just for being senators.

According to a Harvard report, some 461,000 Americans have died due to the Trump administration's lackadaisical health policies.


The Aunt Jemima brand is being changed to Pearl Milling. In related news, Blacks have been granted citizenship and the right to vote.

(Seven! That's a record in an impeachment trial.)

It is believed that Trump and Melania may have had the coronavirus at a more-serious level than we have been told, to the point of possibly needing a ventilator. Only overdose applications of dexamethasone likely saved Donald's life.

Was Bruce Springsteen really drunk when he was arrested on a DWI charge in November? Reports are that his blood-alcohol level was 0.02, far below the state of New Jersey's legal threshold. 

Biden is reversing Trump's "Remain in Mexico" policy while awaiting asylum hearings and Trump's restrictions on housing that discriminated against the LGBTQ community.

(Motherf-cker was guilty!)

And finally ... you heard Congressman Ted Lieu of the House Managers team express that he wasn't afraid of Trump running again - he was afraid Trump would run again and lose and we'd experience this all over again.

Ya' think?

Good night, Mrs. Calabash. To the moon, Mrs. Robinson.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

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