Saturday, October 26, 2019

Questions, Questions, Questions

Last week, the Schloss-Blog ranted. This week, the Schloss-Blog is asking...

  • Did Mexico really say it would pay for the impeachment hearings and trial?
  • Is anyone else tired of Mo-Tore in the Progressive commercials?
  • Does anyone else miss Leverage?
  • Does anyone else think Mitchell Trubisky is overrated? Underrated? Just right?
  • Does anyone else want to go to Ukraine on vacation?
  • Does anyone know why Dan LeBatard is AWOL on Highly Questionable, the funniest show on ESPN?
  • Did Drew Brees make a mistake coming back a week too early, with the Saints' bye week to follow?
  • Why do New York football teams suck? New York City, that is - the Bills are 5-2 with the Redskins on the schedule next.
  • Why is Trump playing "Where's Waldo?" with U.S. troops in Syria? Iraq? Wherever?
  • Why is Trump playing "Where's Waldo?" with his own address?
  • Does anyone else binge-watch reruns of Chicago P.D., Law & Order and Law & Order: CI?
  • Does anyone want to come out and help me cover my high school football games in Arizona? I need help when teams put up 60 and 70 points, which is common.
  • If I fly to San Francisco on American and come back on United, should I park at American long-term when I get to the airport or at United long-term for when I get back? Either way, I've got a long schlep between those terminals at PHX.
  • A female friend of mine has a crush on Pete Buttigieg. I told her to forget it, he's married. She said she doesn't care, she's going to make her play.
  • Did Mexico say it would pay for the wall in Colorado? Or did Kansas?
  • How is it that the Geico Gecko has never been run over in some city, somewhere?
  • Accidently, that is?
  • How did Rudy Giuliani go from "America's Mayor" to "America's Smear?"
  • Coach of the Year in the NFL: Kyle Shanahan? Kliff Kingsbury? Frank Reich? Sean McDermott? Should it go to someone who gets a mediocre team to overachieve or to someone like - I don't know - Bill Belichick, who wins titles all the time?
  • Which mall is bigger in terms of actual retail square-footage: Mall of America, Woodfield or King of Prussia? (Don't Google it - guess.)
  • Is anyone still looking for Hillary Clinton's emails?
  • If Baltimore is rat and vermin-infested, as Donald Trump contends, why is his son-in-law helping contribute to that image? Jared Kushner's realty company was just sued by the Maryland AG for having rat-and-vermin-infested apartment properties there.
Miss ya', Chicago. I'm coming home, soon. Meanwhile, listen to the Howard Hours on Sunday night on Radio Free Phoenix. You never know who's going to get a shout-out from yours truly.


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