Secrets, Insecurity and Who Dunnit?

The Schloss-Blog wants to know - who shot Donald Trump?

Or was that fake blood? He was down and back up pretty damn fast.

Waving a supposed wounded fist, telling the crowd to fight.

Which means somone will make an attempt on Biden.

Real soon.

Republican congressionals are already suggesting that there's a link between the shooter and the Biden administration, if not Biden himself.

As if...

...did Trump do this himself? He is the king of martyrdom.

Can't you hear Trump now? "Please feel sorry for me ... then vote for me. They sued me. They indicted me. They took hundreds of millions from me. They convicted me. Of felonies."

We've already heard him say that Biden tried to assassinate him at Mar-a-Lago in the document search. FBI offices everywhere, beware - Trump MAGA crazies are hunting for you.

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The shooter is dead - alleged shooter. We'll never get the truth from him. Trump had a scratch wound, exactly as he planned it?

And now the shooter can't tell the story.

Just as Trump planned it.

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In any event, this takes the "dump Biden" movement off the Democratic ticket off the front page for now.

But he's got to go.

Can't string two sentences together. Or two thoughts. Or do anything in a rapid-fire train of thinking.

In a debate. In a meeting. With Democrats. With Republicans. With anyone.

Is he sick? Parkinson's? An expert has been visiting the White House. Regularly.

Go home, Joe. You can't have another disastrous debate performance in September like you just had.

You just can't.

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Meanwhile, if Biden had ordered that shooting, he didn't, Trump would be dead.

Not only tbat, but according to the Supreme Court, he'd be immune from prosecution for it.

And the Secret Service looks incompetent. They're saying the shooter was outside the security perimeter.

Really?

With a high-pwered rifle? On a rooftop? And nobody saw him?

The Secret Service looks totally incompetent.

And apparently is.

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The shooter, who, we are told, was outside the security perimeter, apparently had a clean shot, which he missed, on Trump, at least. 

He was only 148 yards away -and we're to believe that's beyond the security perimeter, right?

But he was killed immeidately.

Really? How? Though he was outside the security perimeter.

Oh well...

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I'll say this much - from shooting at Trump to the dump-Biden movement, someone truly does not want either of them running for president.

But they are.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, FBI. Watch your six,

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.