Schloss-Blog: How To Find An Extra Second White The White House Looks For An Extra $5,000 (Per American, Or $1.35 Trillion)

The Schloss-Blog wants to know: Where are all these football teams finding an extra second? And how come the White House can't find one.

Or two.

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Anyone notice, football teams are finding all kinds of extra time.

To score.

It started with Michigan beating Western Michigan (WMU won!). But that's not the only unique example.

Idaho (0-4) got an extra second to get off a game-tying Hail Mary to tie up Montana State (4-0). Which enabled the 2-point conversion they got to somehow win the game.

Even the Philadelphia Eagles got an extra second to score a TD as the clock expired on the first half, albeit in a loss to the Bears.

And Virginia Tech, coach James Franklin's new home, got an extra second but missed, according to the refs, a last-play field goal that otherwise would've beaten visiting and also unbeaten Pitt.

(It was good.)

Wish I could get an extra second - we would've won our intramural football league at Albany State (OK, UAlbany - yuck).

Alas - officiating looks suspicious sometimes. Just ask Western Michiga,

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WTF is Trump doing?

While America struggles with high-priced gas and groceries, with inflated prices for everything and a national deficit run wild, he is spending lavishly on his suddenly public-funded ballroom and his D.C. Arch, which is going to house snipers.

WTF are they supposed to be shooting at? Tourists? People around the Deflecting Pool? Congressmen and senators he doesn't like?

He's falling asleep at meetings and conferences, Heck, he's been falling asleep on the job when it comes to inflation and costs of insurance and healthcare.

He fell asleep on strategy and tactics in the Iran War a long time ago, which is why we're losing it. Well, we certainly haven't won it, not by a long shot.

We likely never will, because Iran will never surrender outright, which is what Trump wants. He's never going to get it, despite his constant promises.

In all, Trump has promised more than 100 times that we have won the Iran War or that we're about to.

Tell that to the thousands of U.S. troops deployed there. 

And as to the economy, things are getting so bad that friends and relatives of mine, some in deeply red states, are doubting their support for Trump, for his tariffs and for the war. Deeply doubting, in fact.

And if you're waiting for your Affordable Insurance check, Tariff Payback check or Trump Check for something, good luck ...

...every check he might send adds to the $5 trillion he has added to the national debt since taking office again. 

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Is it just me noticing this or is it the 4th week of the NFL season and everybody's hurt?

Everybody.

• Jaxson Dart. 
• Brian Burns. 
• D'Von Achane. 
• Puka Nacua. 
• The 49ers defense. 
• Sam Darnold. 
• Caleb Williams. 
• Jayden Daniels. 
• Baker Mayfield.
• Trent Williams. 
• The Detroit Lions secondary.
• The Packers offensive line.
• Drake Maye (we think). 

Who did I leave out? 

It's week 4. Injury reports are getting longer than some active rosters. 

Hey NFL, what's going on?

People's fantasy lineups are in jeopardy.

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Here's to you Dave Hoover, Larry Marcus, Gary Leventhal, Rich Smyth, Bennett Axelrod and a few other fraternity brothers who had to cancel out of our reunion this week, for reasons that are making the rest of us deeply sad.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Schloss-Blog: Ellison Empire Enhanced, But It Ain't Good: News Outlets Restored At White House. Or Are They?

The Schloss-Blog wants to know: have CNN, MSNOW and Politico been restored at the White House?

Or not?

Apparently, they have been. But not in full.

CNN, which was providing the pool coverage this past week, was banned from Trump's plane when it departed Washington, D.C., for Knoxville, for the Texas-at-Tennessee, high-profile college football game between two highly ranked, highly regarded teams.

In other words, Orange Jesus, as a Congressional Republican supposedly once referred to him, gets his mug on TV.

And his hairline. And Multiple times, apparently.

Makes you wonder, with CNN blocked (as opposed to banned, because the judge said the ban was to be over immediately), does Trump relish not having every stupid syllable he mutters broadcast and preserved, for eternity?

Because let's face it - Trump specializes in lies, stupid stuff and ridiculous things he just makes up.

Like, he threatened to either annihilate Iran or make them into a great country again, shortly before rejecting their proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

Well, which one is it, Donnie?

Anyway, we'll tell you what's true: TACO TACO TACO.

Trump has also said that oil prices would come "tumbling down" once the war (that's not a war) with Iran ends.

Except that the war shows no signs whatsoever of even being anywhere close to ending anytime soon.

In other words, Iran is losing this war so badly...

...that it's winning.

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Who's the most-important Emanuel?

There's Ezekiel, the prominent oncologist.

There's the well-known Rahm, the former White House Chief of Staff and Mayor of Chicago. 

And then there's Ari, the youngest, the Hollywood agent and CEO of Endeavor, the powerhouse talent agency. Ari was the inspiration for the TV series Entourage, and he is known to be a ... how to phrase this delicately ... SOB.

His new book, "Roll the Calls," is a descriptive memoir of a power broker in Hollywood. and has been described as a "no-BS look at what it takes to make it in business."

With Rahm linked to being a prospective presidential candidate in 2028, I think I just figured out who should become his campaign manager.

It would be quite an ... endeavor.

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Paramount is acquiring Warner Bros and this is not good.

It means the filthy-rich Ellisons, friends of Trump, get control of CNN, in addition to the CBS News property which they have already run into the ground.

Disgraceful. CBS News is a shell of what it once was. And will ever be again under the Ellisons and the incompetent Bari Weiss.

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**Trump wants A.I. to be known as ... wait for it ... S.I. (Super Intelligence).  He says China's Xi Jinping has agreed to that (he hasn't).  And here I thought S.I. meant the SI that I grew up with - Sports Illustrated.

**It's nice be back in The Valley, where it's always hot (hottest August ever). Except when it's humid - then it's hotter. From June 1 to August 31, it was more than 100* ... wait for it ... 31 times.

**Harvey Weinstein, the Hollywood mogul who always seems to be on trial, got convicted in New York (guess, on what). He got 15 years. He seems to have 15 lives.

**Jocelyn, my Jocelyn, has been doing the design work on the new Circle the City Medical Center going up in Mesa. The grand opening is in November. It's a beautiful facility for homeless people needing medical attention and shelter.  I am really proud of her.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Melania. Can't wait to see the new documentaries (hah).

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

 

Schloss-Blog: Defense, Please; And Banning The 'Real' News From the People's House

The Schloss-Blog reporter, a longtime journalist who covered sports, sports business and marketing and then taught college courses in all that, is saddened that President Dumocan (note the spelling - most MAGA idiots don't know there's a 'b' in dumb) has banned Politico, CNN and MSNOW from the White House, banned them from covering the "People's" House at the House itself.

He says they're "fake news." Uh, no Donald, they report the "fake news," the lies, the misinformation that you give them.

You did that more than 30,000 times during your first presidency alone, Donald. THIRTY THOUSAND.

During your current administration, just 15 months in, you have lied to and/or misinformed the American people, well, every day - here's 100 of them, among the many thousands.

Fake News? How about 'Fake President."

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Been watching a lot of football right now. A lot.

Same thing keeps happening over and over. Defensive players miss tackles, again and again.

How come? Probably some combination of coaching oversight, technique and stupidity.

Once upon a time, a very wise high school coach, who won a state championship and regularly competed for so many more of them, the late, great Grant Blaney, told me one of the keys to tackling successfully:

KEEP YOUR HEAD UP. If you can't see it, he told me, you won't hit it. Blaney, a head coach who rarely messed with his team's outstanding defenses over the years, told me that just before a playoff game against a team with a running back headed to a Big 10 school. Blaney specifically mentioned that directly to his defensive players and to his defensive coaches to remind his defensive players. And it worked for his team.

Yet, what I see on television consistently is pretty good athletes and otherwise pretty good defensive players with their HEADS DOWN trying to tackle pretty good runners.

It doesn't work. It never works.

And TV announcers and commentators NEVER point this out. NEVER. They are not licensed to be that critical, though, of some of their former teammates and colleagues, their fellow warriors.

It needs to be called out, ESPN. It needs to be called out FOX, CBS, NBC and all the conference networks.

But it won't be.

Sadly.

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US Customs and Border Patrol agant Luis Uribe was found guilty of "sexuality assaulting, robbing and threatening" four different women in the Chicago area.

What a scum bag. Throw the book at him, please.

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Bill Belichick's son, Steven, the UNC defensive coordinator, and Michael Lombardi, the program's GM (yes, these programs all have a general manager now), are both out after investigations concluded that Belichick (Steven, that is) acted with "disregard for Carolina's values and standards of conduct."

Lombardi, meanwhile, resigned after the conclusion of the medical leave on which he had been on since the investigations began. The university refused further comment or detail, on either matter.

Can you say sexual misconduct? Maybe it was and maybe it wasn't, but it definitely wasn't leaking plays and game plans to the enemy, especially since the Tar Heels are off to a surprisingly strong start, until blowing this weekend's game to Clemson.

Gee, another scandal involving Bill Belichick? Shades of Inflate-Gate and SpyGate all over again. Scandals just seem to follow the guy who is dating a woman 50 years younger.

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Trump is threatening to tear down the Kennedy Center if he can't have his name on it. Says it was losing millions. Actually, it has lost billions since he put his name on it and prestigious acts are cancelling left.

And right.

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Canada, snubbed in the United States' tariff war, is joining the EU trading bloc as an "associate partner."

Canada is the first non-European country to be granted this status by a bloc with the same purchaing power as the US market and is most recently as pissed off at Trump and the US as Canada is.

But our second-largest trading partner, our North American neighbor, is turning its back on us.

Is anyone surprised? But don't worry, Trump is going all in on defending Greenland now. Do you care? Does anyone care?

We're going to have more of a military presence at this giant, slushy, melting island nation.

Does anyone care? Bet the Lincoln can't wait to be dispatched there.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Erin Mercado.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Schloss-Blog: Where Are My DOGE, Tariff and ACA Subsidy-Expiration Rebate Checks Already?

The Schloss-Blog wants to know: With a $5,000 "Vote-Republican" check in the works (if they win, that is), WTF has happened to the previously promised rebate checks for:

**The DOGE savings;

**The Tariff Rebate;

**And the ACA Subsidy-Expiration savings?

These alone add up to $8,000 per individual in the United States, or at least toward voter-eligible adults who may have purchased ACA healthcare coverage and were somehow the f_ck or other impacted by the DOGE cutbacks.

All in all, the promised Trump rebate checks have never come and likely never will because he's so desperate to maintain control of his lap dog, do-nothing Congress, that he'll promise anything and everything to anyone and everyone.

And has. But as to those checks?

Don't hold your breath. Trumo doesn't like to part with his money. 

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Meanwhile, inflation (3.4%) is still sizzling. And the Consumer Price Index is no bonus eithere.

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The contractor who screwed up the Deflecting Pool disaster is now taking the blame for the faulty work, undercutting Trump's scalding desire to indict Davey Hearn, against whom DC District Attorney Jeanine Pirro has already dropped the charges.

Atlantic Industrial Coatings, Trump's pals and donor, has accepted responsiblity for the damages, not a vandal with a knife or a boxcutter, as Trump has insisted.

Makes you wonder what else Trump lies about.

No, wait ... everything.

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Just when I was getting ready to blast Texas Head Coach Steve Sarkisian and his prize quarterback, Arch Manning, for being vastly overrated, they pulled this 21-point rabbit out of a hat in steamy Austin and beat THE Ohio State, 24-23.

They didn't deserve the win. In fact, they looked like crap for three quarters. Ohio State outplayed them. Ohio State out game-planned them. Ohio State out-executed them. 

After three quarters,THE Ohio State had a 23-3 lead.

After four quarters, Texas had a 24-23 lead.

Don't give this win to Arch Manning, although his pedigree shined through, earning him the redemption he and his Longhorn teammates have sought for a year now. No, this win gets credited to Texas' defense, which bailed out what was an overmatched Sarkisian for three quarters.

Left my significant other Buckeye unhappy too.

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Are interest rates going up, because inflation is.

Have we won the f_ckin' war yet? What about it, Donald?

More than just the Strait of Hormuz, is the Strait Bab Al Mandab is virtually closed now too, what with Houthi terrorists having virtually closed off Saudi Arabia's alternate route to markets for its oil.

Combined with the Strait of Hormuz, which Trump closed by attacking Iran back in February, these two passages see about 30% of the world's crude go to market.

So, we'll ask again, what about it, Donald? Inflation up, consumer confidence, like your approval ratings, way down. 

Life sucks if you're president of the United States. No, actually, for congressional Republicans.

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Good night Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you Jordan Grinnell, soccer and cross country star.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Schloss-Blog: Tupac Solved, American Tennis Not

The Schloss-Blog wants to know why it took so long to convict Tupac's killer and why American tennis players, especially the men, just don't have the killer instinct.

Plus, Steve Ballmer, the LA Clippers and Saguaro High all in the news, for all the wrong reasons

And Trump in the news, for all the unconstitutional ones.

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It only took 30 years. Thirty.

But 63-year-old Duane Keith Davis, a former gang leader, has been convicted of - gotta' be careful here - orchestrating the murder of famed hip-hopper, Tupac Shakur.

Davis was accused of obtaining the gun that was used to kill Tupac, on Sept. 7, 1996. Tupac was 25.

His death, of course, was part of a raging hip-hop war between East and West coast labels that ultimately resulted in the death about six months later of Christopher Wallace, aka the Notorious B.I.G., a friend-turned-bitter-rival of Tupac.

Davis is the only one convicted in the murder investigation. He faces life in prison at his sentencing in October.

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Is the war with Iran over yet?

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What is going on with American tennis, particularly men's?

No American man has won a mjor tournament since - wait for it - 2003, when Andy Roddick won the U.S. Open.

2003.

Watching the U.S. Open this weekend, I saw many reasons why, even though American men had good success through the first two or three rounds in the annual New York event.

Most distressing was Taylor Fritz, the great American hope for some years now, blow a 2-sets-to-one lead and then a 4-1 lead in the deciding 5th set and losing in the third round to talented Argentine Francisco Cerundolo.

Ouch.

Ben Shelton still has championship aspirations for the United States but is in a much tougher bracket than Fritz was.

Even more mysterious, on the much more reliable American women's side, was watching one-time major champ Madison Keys blow a 5-1 lead in the third set and lose to Zheng Qinwen. Keys had the match won and suddenly, inexplicably headed south, just collapsed.

Why don't Amricans win these matches? Why don't they have a killer instinct, especially the men? Who's coaching these Americans and not drilling the killer instinct into them? 

At least the women have Coco Gauff around.

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Did we win the war yet? I could swear we won it, like, back in March.

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Steve Ballmer, the LA Clippers owner, likes to sit courtside at games, in among the fans, or at least the ones who can afford those same seats he's in, cheering on his Clippers at their $2 billion arena he pretty much self-financed.

Now, though, he can't even visit his own arena for a year after the NBA fined him $30 million (pocket change for him, the world's 6th-richest man) and suspended him (and two Clippers executives) for a year for circumventing league salary cap rules to compensate super-star Kawhi Leonard.

The team also sacrificed five consecutive seasons of No. 1 draft selections.

Leonard was fined $700,000. However, his trade back to the Toronto Raptors stands and he was not suspended.

The Clippers are saying they'll appeal, even though the NBA has no appeals process for this violation. Which means it's going to court.

If, that is, the Clippers can convince a judge they're done no wrong.

Good luck with that.

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I swear, we won the war already, right?

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Saguaro, once the pride of Arizona high school football, is forfeiting games and can barely field a team lately.

What happened to the school with 14 state titles and a string of nationally ranked teams?

For whatever the reason, players abandoned the program, transferred elsewhere and Saguaro, after suffering a 62-0 opening loss this season to Desert Mountain, canceled against arch rival Chaparral.

In my 40 years covering prep sports, I've never seen a fall from grace like this, and nobody knows why.

Or isn't saying.

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Right? About the war, that is. Right?

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Jordan Grinnell.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Schloss-Blog: Going For A Swim: Mouring For Tim And Dolly

The Schloss-Blog is going for a swim - in Lake American't.

Trump's latest renaming project is not only his attempt to strike at Canada for not agreeing to his egregious terms in the renegotiating of the USMCA , it's - let's face it - his attempt to distract from the failing economy, raging inflation, the War Without End and, of course, the Epstein Files.

In case you hadn't noticed, Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El Sayed embarrassed Trump. When Trump lashed out at him,  El Sayed responded by calling him out for his contant playmate companion, Natalie Harp and his relationship with his suddenly ghost wife, let alone all of his failed policies, as mentioned above.

And mentioning that his own name does not appear in the Epstein Files, as Trump's does, allegedly thousands of times.

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On it goes. Republicans have nothing to run on, no accomplishments. All they have is name-calling and disparagement of Democrats, while Democrats consistently hit Republicans on support for Trump's inflation-boosting policies and price-inflating results at gas stations and grocery stores. 

Meanwhile, Democrats continue to call them out on affordability, which Trump claims does not exist, while he tries everything illicit that he can to prevent Democrats from voting, especially by mail.

By the way, Donald, many MAGA Republicans, like you, use mail-in voting.

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Trying to figure how Mike Mulligan is out at WSCR sports radio in Chicago but DeShaun Watson is in at quarterback in Cleveland.

Neither move appears to make sense, except maybe Mulligan might have been there too long and made too much money while the latter makes so much money that the onwer possibly came down on the coach and said, "Play him."

Trying to figure out how 15-year-old Dean Ray is eligible to run for governor in Vermont. Yet, he is. When we toss Texas, Oklahoma and Florida out of the union, can we take Vermont with them, please.

By the way, Trump announced a major deal with Venezuela to produce oil from its rich reserves and bolster the United States' supply.

Maybe so. But Venezuela's oil must be dug out of sometimes very difficult topography and is so thick that it can be very difficult to process. And Chevrom is the only US company with contractual arrangements to pursue Venezuelan oil.

Leaving the outcome very precarious.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Schloss-Blog: Democrats, Where Are You?

The Schloss-Blog learns a lot watching "Real Time with Bill Mahr" on HBO.

Forget about his wit and sarcasm, he's well read and well prepared on whatever the topic. So are his guests.

This past Friday, they were the NY Times' Jeremy Peters, a best-selling author and columnist, and award-winning CNN anchor Dana Bash.

They weren't shy about what I'm passionate about as well: Democrats, what is your rallying cry? Where is your campaign? What's on your platform?

With Donald Trump tripping over himself to give Democrats fodder for the midterms, they are still struggling for a party-wide, unifying message. Between the progressives, the centrists and the Democratic Socialists, they do as much infighting as they do lashing out at Republicans.

As Peters pointed out on "Real Time," while Trump's approval ratings hover just above 30 percent, guess what? Democrats, as a party, don't have approval ratings (40%) much higher than that.

Trump's ratings, which tie him to virtually every Republican running in the midterms, are driven by the costly war with Iran, which he refuses to get out of, even though it is continually driving up prices of everything, from fuel to groceries. And there are his tariffs, which keep driving up costs of everyday goods and from which he refuses to back down, despite many of them being ruled illegal by the Supreme Court.

With so many opportunities to pound upon, why are the Democrats sturggling? Trump keeps screwing up.

But so do they.

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Of course, all the Republicans have to run on is calling the Democrats "Communists." Republicans have no accomplishments besides higher prices, unaffordability and an unpolular, ongoing war driving all of it, a "never ending-type" war that Trump promised would never happen.

The Democrats apparently promised they wouldn't know how to leverage that, and are succeeding.

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Talks with Canada over trade and tariffs have broken down completely, with Canada calling talks with Trump's representatives pointless and categoriziing his demands as unrealistic.

In other words, just like everything else Trump is doing to the economy.

Since being back in office in January 2025, Trump has taken 20 months to completely alientate and piss off our two biggest trading partners, Mexico and Canada.

And the national debt has gone from $36 trillion to 440 trillion, yes, in just 20 months. 

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Arizona State University now has a major in being an "influencer." Not making this up.

Republicans are skipping debates this season, heading into the midterms. Why not? They have nothing to run on.

SCOTUS rejected Trump's umpteenth appeal of his having to pay E. Jean Carroll the $5.2 million he owes her in the sexual assault and defamation trial judgment.

But they protected his privilege to keep building the new "ballroom."  We're all paying for it.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Harry and Meghan. Welcome home.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.