Vance Booed, 'Bored' of Peace, A 'Bitch' Named Bondi, A Prayer For Mary and ... The Differences Between...

The Schloss-Blog, in its ongoing Olympic coverage, noticed that J.D. Vance got his ass booed at the opening ceremonies in Milan. What a swell guy. Maybe, on his way back, he'll get hit by one of those driverless semis being tested on the roads right now.

And, oh yeah, we watched Tony Dokoupil on the CBS Evening News, so you wouldn't have to.

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But for starters, did anyone catch AG Pam Bondi's lack of testimony before a congressional committee? She an absolute bitch, inside out and backwards.

She refused to answer questions, went on and on about "how great" [Asshole] President Trump is and called congressmen into question for questioning that.

Meanwhile, law enforcement in the United States has become entirely focused on deporting those who are here legally. Even beating and killing them - dare I say murdering them.

The law enforcement that the FBI and the DOJ should be focused upon is going unfocused upon while their attempts at indicting Trump's "political enemies" keep failing, even though they should be able to, as the saying goes, "indict a ham sandwich."

She is a B-I-T-C-H.

If you watch any of South Park's new season episodes, you'll notice the brown stuff materializing on Bondi's nose in the scenes in which she is portrayed.

Guess what it is. D'oh. A reflection of how far her nose is up Trump's ass.

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The 'Bored' of Peace, Trump's billion-dollar-membership organization which pledges to do anything but uphold peace, has been meeting to discuss opportunities to ... let's face it ... attack Iran.

Israel's all in and Trump, who has pledged to keep us out of war, is close to getting us into one. Another one.

Talk about being 'Bored.'

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Tony Dokoupil, the anchor of the CBS Evening News on weeknights and the next Walter Cronkite (just ask him), is not doing what he pledged he would do - talk to you people out there.

So, the Schloss-Blog watched a few episodes of the CBS Evening News to find out.

We're still throwing up. Dokoupil promised to be out talking to you people out there, American people, not just "academics and elites," et. al.

And so, during the week of Feb. 9, we watched all of his weeknight broadcasts. He talked to experts, elites and academics for commentary on the leading stories of the day (the economy, Gaza, Ukraine, you name it).

Thanks, Tony, for the transparency. Cronkite just rolled over.

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It's been two weeks now that Nancy Guthrie, Savannah's mother, has been missing, allegedly taken, for ransom.

She's 84. IMHO, she won't make it to 85.

What do these kidnappers want? Who are they? Why a Guthrie? What did Savannah do to piss somebody off? 

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The Schloss-Blog, in its ongoing, periodic review of the differences between men and women, has noted that:

Men say I gotta' (rhymes with "kiss"). Women says, I have to "pee."

Men say, "let's have another round." Women say, "Give me the car keys."

When male artists sing about "love," they sing about "sex." When fmale artists sing about "love," they sing about "romance."

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Savannah Guthrie.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

 

JDM, Phoenix City Council, Councilman Robinson and the Cardinals (And WaPo sports - gone).

The Schloss-Blog wants to say ... Hey, Phoenix City Council, there was never a doubt you were going to approve an architectural misfit sore thumb for the Biltmore neighborhood ... and now Donald Trump wants to rename Penn Station after himself - so, he wants to call it "Asshole" Station? ... and the Washington Post is literally now a shadow of its Pulitzer Prize-winning self ... and, on a high note, congrats to Larry Fitzgerald on being a first-ballot entrant to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

A few questions though...

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...In exchange for releasing the funds for badly needed infrastructure repairs for New York/New Jersey commuter arteries, Donald Trump says he wants either Penn Station in New York or Dulles Airport in D.C. renamed - for him.

Odd, isn't it though, that he wants to rename a major airport or railway hub and have either called, "Asshole Station" or "Dementia Airport?"  

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Congrats to Larry Fitzgerald on his first-ballot election into the prestigious NFL Hall of Fame. What an honor. He is second all-time in receptions and receiving yards (to you-know-who).

Gotta' wonder though: although he scored on a 64-yard skinny post from Kurt Warner to give the Cardinals a 23-20 lead over the Steelers with 2:37 left in Super Bowl XLIII, the Steelers used just about every bit of that 2:37 to drive for their winning score.

Cardinals radio announcers Dave Pasch and Ron Wolfley even wondered aloud after that score if there was too much time left for the Steelers to steal it, and they did, on a spectacular drive and subsequent TD play.

But what if ... Fitzgerald had gone down deliberately at the Pittsburgh 1, given himself up there, gave the Cardinals four plays to use up a lot of time and made the Steelers use up what timeouts they had left? The Steelers did have two timeouts left and the two-minute warning. They used 'em all on their subsequent game-winning drive, right down to the wire, so without all that, who knows?

As it was, the Cardinals had 38 second left and two timeouts after Pittsburgh's go-ahead TD, which put the Steelers ahead 27-23. The Cardinals needed a TD. Would've been difficult an it obviously was.

So, what if? Could the Cardinals have won? If Fitzgerald had gone down at the 1, could they have scored on four plays from there against the vaunted Steelers defense, run some time, killed the Steelers timeouts? 

Would've been nice to see 'em try.

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Don't bother looking for the Washington Post Sports Section anymore. Its sports staff, its international staff, have been decimated by Trump friend and "Melania" documentary underwriter Jeff Bezos.

When you dump $75 million into that loser of a film, something else has to suffer and Bezos had just announced 16,000 layoffs at amazon. In all, 300 of the Post's 800 editorial employees were eliminated.

WaPo was just next in line for "Mr. Melania."

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... on a personal note ... the Phoenix City Council, which works hard under the direction of Mayor Kate Gallego, already had its minds made up last Wednesday when it unanimously approved developer JDM's SIX-STORY condo structure at the intersection of 24th Street and Arizona Biltmore Circle (ABC for short). 

The six stories alone make it a misfit in the neighborhood, where the 17 various Biltmore subdivisions (and 1,800 units) that make up ABEVA (Arizona Biltmore Estates Village Association) have nary any three-story structures.

Yes, many of those 1,800 have been around since the '80s (like my townhouse along the Biltmore Links Golf Course's 12th hole), but they were reasonably priced upon construction and despite pandemic-and-inflation-driven increases, remain reasonably so.

JDM's self-described "luxury" units will be much more upscale and don't be surprised when institutional buyers gobble them up, rent them out. JDM has been sparse with pricing information for its prospective units, but with almost 200 and two cars per, it ain't going to be easy to make a left out of 'ABC' onto 24th Street.

The saddest part though was the testimony of the Millenials and even Gen X'ers who said these "affordable" units were needed. Most of them could very well have been JDM employees or employees' relatives and friends, from watching them give high fives and back slaps to each other outside the council chambers.

The median price for a condo, any condo, in the Biltmore area, meanwhile, is a reported $425K. These new units will likely be much more expensive.

Of those youngsters who testified in favor, wonder how many of them combined it would take to purchase just one unit in the new development.

There goes the neighborhood.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Andreas Bocelli, for that stirring Olympic Ceremony rendition of "Nessum Dorma" from Puccini's "Turandot." The song's title translates to "None Shall Sleep" and closes with the line, "Vincero" (I shall win).

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock'n' roll show. 

I Don't Always Want To Write About Him, But...

America is a mess. America is in deep, deep trouble. America is losing itself.

The Schloss-Blog is watching America slip away, all its rights disappearing:

**Freedom of speech, fading;

**Journalists arrested, for doing their jobs;

**Healthcare premiums soaring;

**Citizens' rights to protest freely under attack;

**Thugs disguised as ICE/CPB officers, masked, no ID, randomly arresting, beating, killing legitimate citizens;

**Anti-semitism sprouting;

**Gun rights under attack if you're a liberal, preserved if you're a conservative MAGA-head;

We're becoming an autocracy right before our eyes and we're not doing enough about it.

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Until now, perhaps, but too little, too late?

Americans protesting ICE and CPB actions around the country, especially in what Trump would like to see become war-torn Minnesota, are beating and even killing citizens, with no remorse, in cold blood.

Where's the outrage? Protest in Congress, from public officials, is too mild too often. They run to court and hope. Where's CNN, MSNOW, the NY Times, the Washington Post ... no, wait, especially on the latter.

Where is the media? Suppressed, cowardly, fearing a lawsuit or a visit from DOJ, or perhaps an arrest. Records seized, with DOJ seeking identities of confidential sources, as was the case for Hannah Natanson of the Washington Post, who has covered the administration's attempts to fire so many government workers, a paper published by Trump friend Jeff Bezos.

Bezos is a reporting-restrictive, right-wing story, a blogpost, unto himself. Staff cuts, elimination of endorsements, limitations on opinion columns, have become de rigueur for the once Pulitzer-proud Post, as Bezos seeks Trump's ongoing favor (see documentary, "Melania").

DEI and academia are suffering too, as at Texas A&M, which is ending its women's studies program. Colleges and universities across the country are being forced to choose between fairness and equality or loss of government research grants and the prestige that goes with them.

Oh yes, anti-semitism, is on the rise, per the Anti-Defamation League.: 

• "Post-Oct 7 Surge: The Hamas attack on Israel on October 7, 2023, acted as a major catalyst, with a 360% increase in incidents in the three months following the attack compared to the same period the previous year.
• Record Highs: The ADL reported 8,873 incidents in 2023, followed by 9,354 in 2024."

Fun, huh?

The United States is not itself anymore, and we're all paying the price for it. NY Times, where are you? Instead of just reporting on the United States becoming a autocracy, you should turn your stellar, journalistic aim at the outrage going on and express it as powerfully as the citizens putting themselves at risk around the country protesting it.

But you're not. You're reporting on it, but not expressing the outrage required to help mitigate against it. An occasional column. But not everyday outrage. When your ability to even report on it is squelched, who can we turn to? Stop being so cautious, just because Trump filed a suit against you for reporting on your surveys with Siena that show Trump's approval ratings in the toilet.

Not the Washington Post though. See documentary, "Melania."

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**TikTok, having been sold now to Trump allies, is said to be deleting and/or prohibiting posts that are anti-Trump. Wonder how that's gonna' sit with its young audience, once faithfully dedicated to it as a news source (yikes!). Will they abandon it?

**Analytically speaking, if you keep going for it on 4th-and-short instead of kicking the field goal, instead of taking the 3, you lose the F_CKING game, Sean McDermott; you lose the F_CKING game, Sean McVay; you lose the F_CKING game, Sean Payton, and some gamblers lose their F_CKING shirts.

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Bill Belichick didn't get into the Hall of Fame. Speculation is, out of the 40 votes (of 50) needed to make it, he didn't get 11.

Deflate-GATE, Spy-GATE and "On to Cincinnati" may have had something to do with it.

By the way, Eli didn't make it either. And if Belichick had, Eli would've been the story everyone would've been talking about.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Alex Pretti.

More Sunday nioght on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Olympics? Or Super Bowl?

With some Retribution Campaigns in Flames, Greenland On Tap

The Schloss-Blog has been tracking Trump's retribution lawsuits and investigations, and they're fizzling out. So Trump ss countering with the once and former invasion-of-turned-negotiation-for Greenland.

Also known as, "Anything to avoid the Epstein Files." Basically, it all comes down to Trump being a dick.

BREAKING NEWS: Another day in Minnesota, another ICE shooting. Get them the f_ck out of there. For GOOD.

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Dictator Trump has sought investigations and indictments of his supposed political enemies, but they haven't all gone as he would've liked; either being dismissed or subject to lengthy delays.

Two months ago, flimsy indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and current NY Attorney General Leticia James were dismissed.

Charges against Comey were dropped when Judge Cameron Currie ruled the hasty appointment of Lindsay Halligan as head of the Eastern District of Virginia was "invalid." If you've ever seen a picture of Halligan though, you know why Trump appointed her.

Same thing for the charges against Leticia James (mortgage fraud), who had convicted Trump on 34 felony counts in New York.

The list of investigations that Trump would like to see become successful prosecutions is long, but the cases, again, are as flimsy as Lindsay Halligan's credentials as a prosecutor. It includes Sen. Adam Schiff of California for insurance fraud; Congressman Eric Swalwell of California (mortgage fraud - what, again?); Jack Smith, the former Jan. 6 special counsel, whose recent public hearing exposed the GOP lies against him; Miles Taylor, the former DHS Chief of Staff for ... well, we're not sure what for, as it seems totally unspecified; Chris Krebs, the highly respected, former government cybersecurity director who debunked all of Trump's 2020 election claims; and John Bolton, Trump's former national security advisor, who disagreed with Trump ... on foreign policy ... and wrote a scathing book about it.

The list goes on to include former Pentagon Chief of Staff Mark Milley, a completely unfounded investigation of Fed Chief Jerome Powell; and of course, Sen. Mark Kelly (Arizona), who has cautioned the U.S. Military that it doesn't have to obey illegal orders. He and five other congressional types and veterans who appeared in a video to that effect, are being threatened, with Kelly's military rank possibly being targeted for demotion and the senator staring at a possible court martial.

For exercising freedom of speech.

There's more, but...the only thing all of this proves is that Trump is a dick.

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Meanwhile, as to Greenland...

...Trump wants the vast, Denmark-owned island nation, rich in minerals and low on population, to be the 51st state (sorry, Canada).

Denmark doesn't want to bargain on it and Greenlanders are wearing MAGA hats (Make America Go Away). 

Thanks to Trump's posturing on this at Davos, the United States is losing its prestigious position around the world and is generally no longer respected by ... anyone.

Trump's Bored of Peace is attracting few if any, major players from NATO or anywhere else. Most are minor players willing to fork over $1 billion for a seat to be "Bored."

Trump says his "Bored" will work closely with the United Nations (it won't). Actually, it'll likely be an excuse for Trump to launch military strikes and invasions against anyone he doesn't like or more likely whose resources he wants.

And what's the United Nations going to do about it, unless it's a fellow NATO member, except Trump, a coward, has shown with Greenland, he would never do that. He's a TACO coward.

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But if Trump, through all these fizzled-out lawsuits and attempted indictments, can try to strip all these rights away from his supposed political enemies, imagine what he can do to you or me, people without the resources of the high-profile politicians and officials he's gone after already.

America - you and me, that is - is in trouble.

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In fact, just about everything Trump says is a lie.

*DOGE never saved us any money: we actually spent more last year, even though we are bringing in "billions" in tariff revenue. 

*Our deficit just crossed the $38 trillion threshold.

*The U.S. murder rate is at its lowest point in years - yet he wants to send troops into every major American (Blue State) city - to control crime.

*While the border is shut down, according to NPR, prices are hardly going down, as promised, and we are paying out of pocket so much more in so many ways: Thanks in large part to tariffs, "The average tax on U.S. imports today is nearly 18%, according to economists at the Budget Lab at Yale — up from 2.4% before Trump returned to the White House. EIGHTEEN PERCENT!

*He's done little to reduce the trade deficit. which he says other countries are using to "take advantage" of us. It's still at an incredibly high $1 trillion.

No wonder people feel the economy sucks - because it does.

And inflation, which is how most people equate the economy, that's still running ahead of last year, at about 2.8%. If you've been to the grocery store, you know what I'm talking about.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you Renee Nicole Good, whose death has officially been ruled a homicide, and to you, Alex Pretti.

More every Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Republican Cowards: Will Someone Just Call Trump's Number, Please, For GOOD? He's Such A Sack Of Sh_t

The Schloss-Blog has noticed, and so have you, probably, that from Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La) to Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-SD), Republicans all through the ranks are cowards.

They refuse to rebuke Trump on anything, especially that which is authoritarian, because they think he'll call them out, maybe primary them.  

If they all came to their senses, admitted to the constitutional violations they see going on all around them and that they are so approving of, they'd see that the 250-year practice of democracy by which we have lived, and governed, is eroding.

All you have to do is watch any news programming (well, not any), to see Trump's violations of American democracy on the one hand and the Republican endorsement of his extreme policies on the other. But even the mainstream media (ABC, CBS) have caved to him with payouts to his frivolous lawsuits, lawsuits that most legal minds said would've been fended off and defeated.

Easily.

Yet, Trump gets away with ... murder ... as of Jan. 3, there had been 35 attacks on ships cruising in the Caribbean and the Pacific, that killed 115 people.

And one dead, one wounded, many gassed and flash-banged in Minnesota.

With no proof that they were smuggling drugs or had any aboard. If the people had been captured, instead of killed, and the cargo taken, instead of sunk, maybe there would be proof - but Trump and his minions would never dare to even make believe to present such proof and undercut themselves.

Because it doesn't exist. Never did.

No more proof, in other words, than the outright lie that he won the 2020 election, which is believed by his idiot, uneducated MAGA followers. In fact, in his speech to the Detroit Economic Club, almost everything to which he referred or claimed was false, including the 2020 election results, the nation's economic recovery and the claim that prices - PRICES - are going down. But he hasn't personally been to the grocery store in -- oh, 79 years.

Yet, Republicans cower.

Hey Democrats, you don't cower, but it's time to do what he does: for instance, he calls them "the Biden Crime family," so, Democrats, call him and his, "the Trump crime family." Say it. Aloud.

He insults every Democrat he can fit into a clumsily crafted sentence and nasty nickname. He can barely speak a semblance of a sentence anymore without appearing to be on drugs. It's time you did the same. Call out his indiscretions, loud and clear - misogynist, racist, bigot, antisemite (he is), greed, emoluments violations (aplenty), convictions, and, likely, his dementia, which appears to likely be progressing into outright Alzheimer's.

Trump is sick. Make him pay the price for it instead of just waiting for him to make mistakes.

The people of the great state of Minnesota wish you would help them get the murderous malignancy known as ICE out of their state.

For GOOD.

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Football notes:

** Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula was complaining about his fans having to possibly pay for various streaming services in order to watch NFL games, especially playoffs. Pegula and other NFL notables expressed criticism regarding the league's push toward exclusive streaming services. Pegula, according to a ChatGPT search, highlighted the frustration of "Bills Mafia" members who are forced to pay for multiple, high-cost streaming services—such as ESPN+, Amazon Prime, Peacock, and Paramount+—just to watch all of their team's games, especially Bills fans outside of Buffalo.

Baltimore Ravens owner Stephen Bisciotti echoed the same sentiments.

** The Green Bay Packers are reportedly trying to extend head coach Matt LaFleur, despite the team playing "not to lose" and going so conservative in the second half of their come-from-ahead playoff loss to the Chicago Bears.

But when you play not to lose, you usually do.

** Seven times this year, including the playoffs, the Bears have come from behind - trailing in the last 2 minutes - to win. Can that trend continue against the Rams? Will it have to?

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Beth Anderson. You'll be missed.

More Sunday night, a lot more, about Minnesota and more, on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Tackling, Football, Hegseth, Kelly and Dokoupil's Debut

Tackle with your head up, or you're not going to see what it is you're trying to hit, the great Grant Blaney once told this reporter about what he told his defense before a big playoff game.

Blaney was the head coach at Buffalo Grove High School, and they were going up against a pretty good Freeport team in the Class 5A quarterfinals in 1978. Freephot had a dynamic running back, Troy King, and Blaney, who said he doesn't mess with the defense that much, took the time to remind his coaches and defensive players to tackle this kid with their heads up.

Or he wouldn't be there when they swung and missed.

Sure enough, the grand master coach was right. Freeport went down the field and scored on its initial possession, King leading the way.

After that, Buffalo Grove tackled with its heads up, Freeport and King did little thereafter and Buffalo Grove went on to a win and earned an eventual appearance in the 5A title game.

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Today, I have to say, if you're a defensive player, you suck. You can't tackle. Every game I've watched this season, especially the college bowls with the most-elite teams, feature players who can't tackle.

They just can't. Missed tackle after missed tackle. Head down after head down. But don't believe me, watch the film. Defensive players consistently try to tackle with their heads down.

And miss. Or else they commit a personal foul - targeting - and get ejected. 

Over and over and over. I scream at the TV, as if that's doing any good. Even during a game in which I have no rooting interest, I scream at the lack of inappropriate, inadequate technique.

Who's coaching these kids? These bad techniques will become playing-career long habits and result in a lot of missed tackles.

Which I'm already seeing. So, defensive coaches, and don't tell me you're teaching this because you're not, please instill in your players the technique of tackling with your head up. Or else missing and/or targeting and/or losing.

A lot.

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Add the Washington National Opera to the ever-increasing list of premium artists who have backed out of performing at the (not-the-Trump) Kennedy Center since Trump awkwardly pasted his name on it.

The musical "Hamilton" and the actor/writer Issa Rae are among the ever-growing list of artists who have bowed out of performing there.

Pretty soon, the only "artist" left who's going to want to perform there is going to be Kid Rock - talk about quality.

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Venezuela. Gaza. Yemen. Somalia. Nigeria.

But Trump promised not to get us involved in any more foreign wars.

It's actually a lot more than the above, but who's counting?

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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has turned the food table upside down. Red meat is back.

Oh yeah, red meat. That's something I eat, maybe, once a month.

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Tony Dokoupil's debut as CBS news' evening anchor was awash in mistakes and full of the Bari Weiss version of kissing Trump's ass.

Otherwise, it went smoothly.

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Looking forward to seeing Mark Kelly kick Pete Hegseth's ass.

In court too.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Glenn Hall. And here's to you Renee Good and to the Minnesota Timberwolves for having a moment of silence for you before your first game after you were murdered.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.

Venezuela, Resolutions and Bring Back Katy Perry

The United States sent a task force into Venezuela to capture its leader, Nicolas Maduro, and his wife (what did she do?).

The Schloss-Blog is thinking ... who's next? Iran? Colombia? Syria? Guess if Russia can invade Ukraine for no reason we can invade Venezuela or Iran or anywhere else (to get the oil; Trump wants the oil).

Trump's new year's resolution is apparently to take control of oil resources everywhere he can, if he can (so, are we going to invade Russia too, third-largest oil-producing country?).

Congressional Republicans, in response, are saying, "Yes, go get it." Apple, Tesla and Meta are supplying tech support for any mission as all of Latin America becomes the 51st state (you're off the hook, Canada). 

When Trump is no longer president and is hiding out in Russia, I hope '48' goes and gets him.

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The fate of the world does not lie in U.S. military actions against sovereign nations for no reason. If Trump is going after drug traffickers (he's not; he wants the oil), then watch out, Mexico, because here comes Seal Team 6.

Canada remains off the hook, for now, although Trump is said to want to invade the '51st' state to get Katy Perry back.

Besides, the true fate of the world, and everybody knows this, was the result of the Ravens-Steelers game, with the personal fates of Aaron Rodgers, Mike Tomlin and John Harbaugh on the line, DK Metcalf's suspension notwithstanding.

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The Kansas City Chiefs say they are moving out of Missouri and into Kansas. Their fans in Missouri voted down a resolution that would've provided a sales tax that would've funded renovations to their current home at Arrowhead Stadium.

In other words, you piss us off, we're outta' here.

I mean, who do the Chiefs think they are, the New Jersey Giants, uh, Jets? Or the Maryland Redskins, uh, Football Team -  no, Commanders?

Why don't the Chiefs just call themselves what the Dallas Cowboys no longer are, America's Team, because Monsters of Missouri no longer fits.

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Gary Danielson, the distinguished CBS Sports college football analyst for 36 years - THIRTY-SIX YEARS - retired last weekend after his call, with Brad Nessler, of the Sun Bowl wild shootout between Arizona State and Duke.

Following wonderful retrospectives of his life as a Purdue star and pro standout, and the many great games and calls on which he participated and the great announcers (Verne Lundquist) with whom he worked, in the middle of his final farewell, surrounded in the booth by his team, including tear-struck field reporter Jenny Dell, CBS abruptly cut off its broadcast of Danielson, in mid-sentence, saying his final goodbye.

To go to commercial.

Effing Bari Weiss is everywhere,

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Speaking of 'Effing Bari Weiss,' no more watching CBS News, including "60 Minutes." Can't be trusted and now the new anchor on the CBS Evening News is disdaining "academics and elites."

Good for him.

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Speaking of resolutions, we know what Donald's are: continue to deny, deflect and make believe he doesn't have dementia.

Me, I have the one and only one I make every year: Return Christie Brinkley's phone calls.

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Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Cilia Flores.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.