Tramps, Rockets, Republicans and Immigrants

The Schloss-Blog has been reading rightwing.org, just for kicks, so you don't have to. Here's what you've been missing:

The Trump family - I'm not making this up - has a secret weight-loss diet formula that they share with no one else. Apparently, including Donald.

According to rightwing.org, Kamala Harris has already replaced Joe Biden as president. No, really. Well, I will say I'd always thought she had a pair.

Ready for this one? The great immigrant invasion has begun. Damn Canadians.

Oh, I loved this one - Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz, your two favorites who you'd no doubt want at your beside if critically ill, have a diet formula that guarantees, absolutely guarantees, that you will burn off all that fat, wherever it is on your body.

Once again, a formula not shared with Donald.

According to rightwing.org, the diet that is secret to the Trump family only, involves no workouts. No restrictions on food. Melts away flab (heard that somewhere else too). And, here's the key - restores your youth.

So you're telling me Donald Trump is really 98? 

According to rightwing.org, Joe Biden has not given Donald Trump enough credit, let alone all the credit, for the dramatic drop in COVID cases and the amazing distribution of vaccines. 

And the problem is..?

According to right-wing.org, Biden is already dead. I guess Nancy Pelosi missed the funeral.

According to rightwing.org, Trump still has up his sleeve legal challenges planned that will work. Even Neil Gorsuch, Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh disagree with that one.

Rightwing.org disapproves of the American Rescue Plan that is putting needles into people's arms across the country, many of them Republicans. Rightwing.org also disapproves of Biden's performance so far as president.

Seventy-percent and 60-percent of Americans, Republicans and Democrats cumulatively, respectively, disagree, according to YouGov/CBS polling.

At least five prominent Republican senators are not running for reelection in 2022, including: Roy Burr (NC); Richard Shelby (Alabama); Pat Toomey (Pennsylvania); Roy Blunt (Missouri); and we hope and pray, Ron Johnson (Wisconsin, although suspected to be from Mars).

Beyond politics, two disturbing items struck me this week: first, blacks are judged as having "worse cognitive functioning than whites" in NFL decision-making when it comes to distributing concussion-impacted settlements to retirees.

In other words, they're dumb. Dumber.

For those who are vaccination-resistant and in COVID-denial, in case you hadn't heard, Donald Trump and Melania got vaccinated before they left the White House. 

But they still didn't tell Donald the super-secret diet plan.

Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix show.