Saturday, March 6, 2021

Of Asshole and Schmucks

The following list is all of the Republican senators and congressmen who, on Jan. 6, in the wake of the deadly attack on the Capitol, voted to reject the officially accepted and certified presidential election results.

And so, welcome to the Schloss-Blog Matching Column. That's right, match the person in Column A with the word that best describes him or her in Column B. Take your time. Be sure of your answers. Remember, these people voted to overthrow the government. I am using suggested descriptive words, IMHO.

Have fun and let me know if you have figured it out. Shouldn't take you more than, who knows - 30 seconds - uh, minutes.

Senators who voted unconstitutionally to overturn the election:

Column A                                                                                Column B

Ted Cruz (TX)                                                     Major A’hole
Josh Hawley (MO)                                    Super Major A’hole
Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS)                                                 A’hole
Cynthia Lummis (WY)                                                   A’hole
John Kennedy (LA)                                                        A’hole
Roger Marshall (KS)                                                      A’hole
Rick Scott (FL)                                                               A’hole
Tommy Tuberville (AL)                                      Stupid A’hole

House members who voted unconstitutionally to overturn the election:

Column A                                                                                  Column B

Robert Aderholt (AL)                                                     A’hole
Rick Allen (GA)                                                              A’hole
Jodey Arrington (TX)                                                     A’hole
Brian Babin (TX)                                                            A’hole
Jim Baird (IN)                                                                A’hole
Jim Banks (IN)                                                               A’hole
Cliff Bentz (OR)                                                             A’hole
Jack Bergman (MI)                                                        A’hole
Stephanie Bice (OK)                                                      A’hole
Andy Biggs (AZ)                                                            A’hole
Dan Bishop (NC)                                                           A’hole
Lauren Boebert (CO)                                                     A’hole
Mike Bost (IL)                                                                A’hole
Mo Brooks (AL)                                                              A’hole
Ted Budd (NC)                                                              A’hole
Tim Burchett (TN)                                                                   A’hole
Michael Burgess (TX)                                                    A’hole
Ken Calvert (CA)                                                           A’hole
Kat Cammack (FL)                                                        A’hole
Jerry Carl (AL)                                                               A’hole
Buddy Carter (GA)                                                         A’hole
John Carter (TX)                                                            A’hole
Madison Cawthorn (NC)                                                A’hole
Steve Chabot (OH)                                                        A’hole
Ben Cline (VA)                                                               A’hole
Michael Cloud (TX)                                                        A’hole
Andrew Clyde (GA)                                                       A’hole
Tom Cole (OK)                                                              A’hole
Rick Crawford (AR)                                                       A’hole
Warren Davidson (OH)                                                  A’hole
Scott DesJarlais (TN)                                                    A’hole
Mario Diaz-Balart (FL)                                                   A’hole
Byron Donalds (FL)                                                       A’hole
Jeff Duncan (SC)                                                           A’hole
Neal Dunn (FL)                                                              A’hole
Ron Estes (KS)                                                              A’hole
Pat Fallon (TX)                                                              A’hole
Michelle Fischbach (MN)                                               A’hole
Scott Fitzgerald (WI)                                                      A’hole
Chuck Fleischmann (TN)                                               A’hole
Virginia Foxx (NC)                                                         A’hole
Scott Franklin (FL)                                                         A’hole
Russ Fulcher (ID)                                                          A’hole
Matt Gaetz (FL)                                                    Major A’hole
Mike Garcia (CA)                                                           A’hole
Bob Gibbs (OH)                                                             A’hole
Carlos Gimenez (FL)                                                     A’hole
Louie Gohmert (TX)                                                       A’hole
Bob Good (VA)                                                              A’hole
Lance Gooden (TX)                                                       A’hole
Paul Gosar (AZ)                                                            A’hole
Garret Graves (LA)                                                        A’hole
Sam Graves (MO)                                                         A’hole
Mark Green (TN)                                                           A’hole
Marjorie Greene (GA)                                          Major A’hole     
Morgan Griffith (VA)                                                      A’hole
Michael Guest (MS)                                                       A’hole
Jim Hagedorn (MN)                                                       A’hole
Andy Harris (MD)                                                           A’hole
Diana Harshbarger (TN)                                                A’hole
Vicky Hartzler (MO)                                                       A’hole
Kevin Hern (OK)                                                            A’hole
Yvette Herrell (NM)                                                        A’hole
Jody Hice (GA)                                                              A’hole
Clay Higgins (LA)                                                          A’hole
Richard Hudson (NC)                                                    A’hole
Darrell Issa (CA)                                                            A’hole
Ronny Jackson (TX)                                                      A’hole
Chris Jacobs (NY)                                                         A’hole
Mike Johnson (LA)                                                        A’hole
Bill Johnson (OH)                                                          A’hole
Jim Jordan (OH)                                         Major, Major A’hole
John Joyce (PA)                                                            A’hole
Fred Keller (PA)                                                             A’hole
Trent Kelly (MS)                                                            A’hole
Mike Kelly (PA)                                                              A’hole
David Kustoff (TN)                                                         A’hole
Doug LaMalfa (CA)                                                        A’hole
Doug Lamborn (CO)                                                      A’hole
Jacob LaTurner (KS)                                                     A’hole
Debbie Lesko (AZ)                                                        A’hole
Billy Long (MO)                                                              A’hole
Barry Loudermilk (GA)                                                   A’hole
Frank Lucas (OK)                                                          A’hole
Blaine Luetkemeyer (MO)                                             A’hole
Nicole Malliotakis (NY)                                                  A’hole
Tracey Mann (KS)                                                         A’hole
Brian Mast (FL)                                                              A’hole
Kevin McCarthy (CA)                                           Major A’hole
Lisa McClain (MI)                                                          A’hole
Daniel Meuser (PA)                                                       A’hole
Mary Miller (IL)                                                              A’hole
Carol Miller (WV)                                                           A’hole
Alex Mooney (WV)                                                        A’hole
Barry Moore (AL)                                                           A’hole
Markwayne Mullin (OK)                                                 A’hole
Gregory Murphy (NC)                                                    A’hole
Troy Nehls (TX)                                                             A’hole
Ralph Norman (SC)                                                       A’hole
Devin Nunes (CA)                                                Major A’hole
Jay Obernolte (CA)                                                        A’hole
Burgess Owens (UT)                                                     A’hole
Steven Palazzo (MS)                                                     A’hole
Gary Palmer (AL)                                                          A’hole
Greg Pence (IN)                                                            A’hole
Scott Perry (PA)                                                            A’hole
August Pfluger (TX)                                                       A’hole
Bill Posey (FL)                                                               A’hole
Guy Reschenthaler (PA)                                               A’hole
Tom Rice (SC)                                                               A’hole
Mike Rogers (AL)                                                          A’hole
Hal Rogers (KY)                                                            A’hole
John Rose (TN)                                                             A’hole

David Rouzer (NC)                                                        A’hole
John Rutherford (FL)                                                     A’hole
Steve Scalise (LA)                                               Major A’hole
David Schweikert (AZ)                                                   A’hole
Pete Sessions (TX)                                                       A’hole
Jason Smith (MO)                                                         A’hole
Adrian Smith (NE)                                                         A’hole
Lloyd Smucker (PA)                                                      A’hole
Elise Stefanik (NY)                                                        A’hole
Greg Steube (FL)                                                          A’hole
Chris Stewart (UT)                                                         A’hole
Glenn Thompson (PA)                                                   A’hole
Tom Tiffany (WI)                                                            A’hole
William Timmons (SC)                                                   A’hole
Jefferson Van Drew (NJ)                                               A’hole
Beth Van Duyne (TX)                                                    A’hole
Tim Walberg (MI)                                                           A’hole
Jackie Walorski (IN)                                                      A’hole
Randy Weber (TX)                                                        A’hole
Daniel Webster (FL)                                                      A’hole
Roger Williams (TX)                                                      A’hole
Joe Wilson (SC)                                                            A’hole
Rob Wittman (VA)                                                         A’hole
Ron Wright (TX)                                                            A’hole

Lee Zeldin (NY)                                                             A’hole 


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