Mad About...

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Now then, the Schloss-Blog is mad about ...

...Kamala Harris not scaring me yet. Scare me, or Trump just might win.

Convince me that Trump is going to send the military to arrest me for a speeding ticket.

And let me rot in jail awaiting my hearing.

Scare me.

Scare me that Trump is going to let his police stop and search any assembly of people on a city street.

Anywhere.

Scare me so that I know what Trump will do as president will scare me, if you want to win.

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Kamala, your ads try to scare people that Trump's going to raise taxes, do away with Social Security and Medicare and ban abortions.

His ads try to scare you into thinking murderers are running around all over the country, illegally having migrated in (even though they didn't).

Which one scares you more, if you're susceptible to that?

Remember, you're running for president, he's running to stay out of jail.

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Or, alternately...

...remember "weird?" It worked. Get back to it. Be a little lighthearted. It gets under Trump's skin. Shows your sense of humor. Make me laugh, alternately. 

It just might be the knockout punch you're looking for. Bill Maher thinks so.

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The Schloss-Blog is also mad about ...

...The NY Giants, my NY Giants. They are pathetic. Never repaired the offensive line sufficiently to the point that Saquon Barkely walked. 

To Philadelphia. He walked.

Didn't pay him. Gotta' pay him - best running back in the game. Didn't pay him. You let him walk. Damn

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...mad about Donald Trump's ability to attract attention by not campaigning

Showing up at a closed-to-the-public McDonald's and doing brainless work. 

Or standing around and brainlessly swaying to music for 39 minutes at a campaign event. 

He is a pathological liar and is cognitively challenged, severely so.

But he's likely going to be the 47th president because Kamala is way too nice in campaigning. Gotta' hit him below the belt. 

You have no knockout punch, Kamala. Better find one.

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The Archdiocese of Los Angeles is paying $880 million to settle sex abuse charges. 

Scary!

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Some 18 or so million people have already voted.

18 million!!!

The race is already over. People already decided for whom they're going to vote.

A McDonald's fry station trainee might very well be our next president, even though he's a disgusting human being.

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Kamala, your messaging sucks. 

You keep running around the country telling the same old stories about working at McDonald's, caring for your mother and coming from a poor household.

Nobody cares.

Remind people that your administration solved COVID while Trump killed 1 million Americans by dismissing COVID. Remind them you created more jobs than any other administration while Trump lost more than any.

But you won't. You're using Biden's advisors and he was 7 points behind with them. You have not sustained your post-convention boost. 

Why?

Because your messaging sucks. I stand behind you with unwavering support. Now start scaring undecided voters and Nikki Haley voters into voting for you. 

I can't do it for you. Or else that music-swaying, cognitively challenged idiot just might win.

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Good night, Mra. Calabash. Here's to you, Kamala.

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.