Saturday, June 5, 2021

Gonna' Try To Write A Poem...

The Schloss-Blog was gonna' write a poem

Again

About the insurrection

But we couldn't decide

To take it in which direction


It doesn't deserve poetic treatment

A feat so dastard

Why give poetic recognition

To those f-ckin' bastards


No, not those 

Who stormed the castle

No, to the congressmen

Who are denying this hassle


A stroll in the park

Tourists they say

Tell that to the D.C. cops

The ultimate price they did pay


It's hard to understand

The claims these racists make

If the tourists had caught them

It would've been their heads on a stake


Investigate the causes

GOP says no way Jose

There are Hispanics at the border

We've got to lock away


And throw away the key


A commission to look into this

Ha, says GOP 

Waste of time

We've got Black voters

To tie up in long, long lines


So audit, and audit

And audit away

For winning this election

We'll make Democrats pay


Dems wanna' fix roads

Dems wanna' provide jobs

But we're the GOP

And we'll blow that up

With our filibuster bombs


We'll roll out our weapons

We'll hit you with Marjorie

And when she softens you up

We've got McConnell and McCarthery


The Big Lie it is

We'll never look back

You stole this election

And we're gonna' take it back


We'll persist and present

We'll maintain The Big Lie

Eventually you'll believe

Or you'll surrender and die


If we don't kill you in a riot

Well, we can bring back corona

We have enough COVIDiots

That to get an injection

They'll never roll over


So go out to eat

But before you order and die

Don't go to a Chinese restaurant

Don't order that beer with the lime


We're coming to get ya

Democracy is doomed

If you don't believe it

Log on to the GOP zoom


And never forget

We're the party of Lincoln

But we're so full of shit

Our pants ain't on fire


They're just stinkin'


Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson

More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.



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