The Schloss-Blog was gonna' write a poem
Again
About the insurrection
But we couldn't decide
To take it in which direction
It doesn't deserve poetic treatment
A feat so dastard
Why give poetic recognition
To those f-ckin' bastards
No, not those
Who stormed the castle
No, to the congressmen
Who are denying this hassle
A stroll in the park
Tourists they say
Tell that to the D.C. cops
The ultimate price they did pay
It's hard to understand
The claims these racists make
If the tourists had caught them
It would've been their heads on a stake
Investigate the causes
GOP says no way Jose
There are Hispanics at the border
We've got to lock away
And throw away the key
A commission to look into this
Ha, says GOP
Waste of time
We've got Black voters
To tie up in long, long lines
So audit, and audit
And audit away
For winning this election
We'll make Democrats pay
Dems wanna' fix roads
Dems wanna' provide jobs
But we're the GOP
And we'll blow that up
With our filibuster bombs
We'll roll out our weapons
We'll hit you with Marjorie
And when she softens you up
We've got McConnell and McCarthery
The Big Lie it is
We'll never look back
You stole this election
And we're gonna' take it back
We'll persist and present
We'll maintain The Big Lie
Eventually you'll believe
Or you'll surrender and die
If we don't kill you in a riot
Well, we can bring back corona
We have enough COVIDiots
That to get an injection
They'll never roll over
So go out to eat
But before you order and die
Don't go to a Chinese restaurant
Don't order that beer with the lime
We're coming to get ya
Democracy is doomed
If you don't believe it
Log on to the GOP zoom
And never forget
We're the party of Lincoln
But we're so full of shit
Our pants ain't on fire
They're just stinkin'
Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
More Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix rock 'n' roll show.
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