Saturday, December 5, 2020

Answers Looking for Questions

The Schloss-Blog has a lot of answers looking for questions. Maybe you can help me out.

Answer: The election results have already been certified. Anybody got the question?

Answer: GOP attorneys are urging Georgia GOP voters not to vote in the upcoming Senate runoff elections. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Donald Trump called the governor of Georgia and asked specifically to overturn the election results in his state. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Lawsuits over election results, filed by Republican attorneys on behalf of Donald Trump, are still pending, although most have been dismissed for lack of evidence or having no standing. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Congress has still not authorized a renewed stimulus package to help the millions of Americans whose unemployment benefits are expiring. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Since Election Day, the president (not the president-elect) has not muttered a word about the hundreds of thousands of Americans who have died from COVID-19, nor the hundreds of thousands projected to die before a vaccine is generally available. He hasn't even offered a word of condolence. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Records are being set everyday for the number of people contracting COVID-19, the number of people hospitalized from COVID-19 and the number of people dying from COVID-19. Anybody got the question?

Answer: A CNN reporter (Dr. Sanjay Gupta), in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building of the White House, working on a COVID-19-related story, noticed that maybe 40 percent of people in the hallways were wearing masks. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Democratic politicians, including the governor of California, the mayor of San Francisco and the mayor Denver, were seen at events and/or airports during Thanksgiving, indoors, not necessarily wearing masks. Anybody got the question?

Answer: The Pittsburgh Steelers and Baltimore Ravens had their game postponed three times so they'd both have sufficient players and some key players back and eligible to play. The Denver Broncos, by contrast, with four quarterbacks sidelined in COVID-19 protocol, did not have their game rescheduled, had to play with a guy who hadn't played QB since high school and got beat. Anybody got the question?

Answer: The NBA has opened preseason training camps, not in a bubble either. Anybody got the question?

Answer: The governor of Florida is a schmuck. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Trump has not conceded the election. Yet. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Trump and GOP lawyers are telling Georgia Republicans not to vote in the upcoming Senate runoff elections. No, they are, really. Anybody got the question?

Answer: The virus vaccine may be good for life, or just one year. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Don't travel for Christmas and don't party for New Year's Eve. Anybody got the question?

Answer: Republicans won't recognize that Joe Biden is the president-elect. Anybody got the question.

Answer: A petulant child and sore loser holding a grudge. Anybody got the question?

Thank you for playing Schloss-Blog Jeopardy. I wish we had Alex Trebek to moderate.

Good night, Mrs. Calabash. Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

More on Sunday night on my Radio Free Phoenix Show.




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